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Compiled and Ridiculed by Joel Frady
Saved by a hair
A 20-year-old woman from Kansas City, Mo., was saved by
her hair on Wednesday, Feb. 18, after her ex-boyfriend tried
to kill her.
The woman said she was parked at a convenience store when a
man flagged her down to tell her that her ex-boyfriend, with
whom she had just ended an eight-month relationship, still loved
her.
"Well I don't love him," she responded, but then heard
gunshots. She turned around and saw her ex-boyfriend firing
a handgun at her. She then jumped into her car and quickly fled
the scene. She turned into a parking lot down the street and
called police. Her ex and his friend were arrested shortly after
her call.
But she noticed something very strange later in the day - a
bullet, a mere inch from her head, that had gotten caught in
her hair weave. The weave stopped the bullet completely, preventing
a potential life-threatening injury and leaving the woman unharmed.
When asked about the incident, the woman said she was going
to be a lot pickier about the men in her life - but doesn't
plan on changing her hair-do at all.
Making change
An 18-year-old in Camden, Ark., was arrested after he visited
a bank to turn $88 worth of coins into paper money. He had the
change in a bag, but forgot about another item in the bag: a
.44-caliber handgun.
A bank teller noticed the handgun in the bag and called police,
who questioned the teen and obtained a warrant to search his
house. They found $16,000 worth of property they believe to
be stolen, and Police Captain Scott Rosson said that many of
the nickels the teen tried to exchange were from a stolen coin
collection. The suspect has been charged with resisting arrest
and possession of a firearm, with more charges likely.
Rosson added that the case illustrates the importance of properly
organizing paperwork and funds before visiting a bank.
"They're very busy and very attentive," he said of
tellers, "and they're trained to notice things like the
high-caliber weapon you were dumb enough to walk into a bank
with."
Fish pedicures out
The Florida Board of Cosmetology has banned a pedicure
procedure in which fish nibble dead skin from the foot. The
treatment is popular in Asia and some U.S. cities. Florida has
joined Texas, Washington and New Hampshire in outlawing the
practice.
The board said they implemented the ban because it was not realistically
possible to sterilize the fish tanks between treatments, and
because having fish eat on your foot is both "out of line
with the food chain" and "just kind of gross anyway."
Mullets again popular
Officials in Green Bay, Wis., expect to have issues with
people stealing signs for Lombardi Avenue and Farve, but have
unexpectedly had issues with another sign going missing: Mullet
Place.
While the mullet might not be as popular a hairstyle as it was
in the 1980s, unless you're Billy Ray Cyrus, officials say several
Mullet Place signs have been disappearing each year.
The city has attempted to stop the thievery of the signs by
mounting them 20 feet from the ground and out of anyone's reach.
He noted that while the Mullet Place signs have continued to
disappear, the move has helped prevent thievery of other fashionable
road signs like Afro Lane and Carrot Top Alley.
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